So That Happened

“I will be your
7 AM sleepy kisses
8 AM French toast
9 AM rushed goodbyes
10 AM love calls
11 AM daydreams
12 PM lunch notes
1 PM new email
2 PM coffee break texts
3 PM reminiscent thoughts
4 PM longing
5 PM drained love
6 PM post-work hugs
7 PM dinner companion
8 PM wine bottle
9 PM tango
10 PM readying for bed
11 PM bedtime stories
12 PM Midnight Sonata
1 AM confessions
2 AM heavy snores
3 AM morning sex
4 AM driftless sleep
5 AM frenzied fantasies
6 AM rapturous sleep
I will be your
Clock.”
— (via mysteriouslesbian)

(Source: praistiel, via headsupbuttercup)

relahvant:

stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you

(via thesenightsilieawake)

“When they work, long distance relationships are the best sort of beautiful, I think. That a person could wait months, cross miles and oceans for a few short spectacular moments with the person they love, that’s it, you know, that’s what we’re all looking for.”
Beau Taplin || long distance (via hervana)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via glossandsparkle)

me: whats your opinion on tampons

little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings

me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys

little brother: why

me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina

little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those

me:

little brother:

me: that is a fantastic point

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

(via signs-have-gone-too-far)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via lilginny)

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

(via breakoutofthatbox)

illkim:

When that song comes on in public only you know

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(Source: illkim, via guy)